il david

note: this is written in a manner for readers to feel how annoyed i am and it might suggest that one should pay attention during history lessons or even get slightly cultured.

okay people, rant time*in a super sassy tone*

yesterday, after church, Reba and Cole went to the Accademia in Florence. my lovely best friend of life decided to post a photo of il david on the instagram. LOL. didn’t even cross my mind to do the same.

except for some idiot thought i hacked her account( which i do often but usually for photos of myself or her making a face duh) and posted it on her behalf. come on guys. even if i did, why would this be an issue.

OH YEAH: y’all are a part of the new world

because some people are uncultured and have no idea who michelangelo is(and most people who are aware of his existence and contribution to IDK LIKE EVERYTHING will pronounce his name incorrectly).

what. what. cole, are you serious? yes, i am serious. it is a depressing, uneducated world that we live in.

jk that’s just the United States( please refer to all that is going on in politics lol that is reality tv).

now, i am used to and quite comfortable with being falsely accused on wrongdoings. it happens quite a bit and i grew up with it occurring on the daily(haters gonna hate). but that’s okay because God knows the truth and if you have a problem with me, it’s between you and God.

leave. me. out. of. it.

now, this would prose no issue sans for the fact that i don’t care very much for il david.

never have, never will.

most sculptures and paintings don’t seize my attention.

i like architecture. that’s about it. oh wait jk i like philosophy.

the renaissance isn’t my choice time in history guys, so please eat some polenta.

 

 

note^2: i’ll be posting an actual update shortly